The guidance-system of weapons-item 207, which consists of six hundred miniaturized electronic components, can best be plow-shared as a lacquered ceramic owl which appears to the unenlightened only as an ornament; the informed knowing, however, that the owl’s head, when removed, reveals a hollow body in which cigars or pencils can be stored.

Official report of the UN-W Natsec Board of Wes-bloc, October 5, 2003, by Concomody A (true identity for security reasons not to be given out; vide Board rulings XV 4-5-6-7-8).